🎉 BS 🎉
Bullshit: A Deployment Pipeline Test Suite
Testing our CI/CD infrastructure with comedy
The Story
A software engineer walks into a meeting and says, "I have good news and bad news."
"The good news is our entire deployment pipeline works perfectly."
"The bad news is we only discovered this when I accidentally deployed rm -rf /var/www/production as a feature flag while drunk-coding at 3 AM on a Saturday."
"Our DevOps team is still in therapy."
✨ True story. Probably. ✨
📝 This joke was here from the beginning.
The Follow-Up
Three DevOps engineers walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be?"
The first says: "A rollback."
The second says: "Actually, two rollbacks."
The third says: "Make mine a time machine."
🍺 They never mentioned what environment they were in. 🍺
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